Privacy Policy

1. Overview

ExplainLikeImDrunk.com ("the Service") is a satirical educational tool. We respect your privacy and handle your data with minimal retention.

2. Information We Collect

• User Queries: The text you type into the "What are you confused about?" box.
• Payment Information: Processed entirely by Stripe. We never see or store your credit card details.
• Technical Data: Standard web analytics (e.g., visitor counts) to monitor site performance.

3. How We Process Your Data

• Transient AI Processing: Your question is sent to our AI provider (Google Gemini) solely to generate the explanation.
• No Storage: Once the explanation is delivered to your screen, we discard the text of your question from our immediate application memory. We do not build a database of user questions.
• No Training: We do not use your specific input to train our own AI models.

4. Third-Party Sharing

We share data only with necessary infrastructure providers:

• Stripe: For secure payment processing.
• Google AI: For text generation (subject to Google's Enterprise Data Privacy standards).
• Law Enforcement: Only if compelled by a valid court order.

5. Security

We use industry-standard encryption (SSL/TLS) to protect data in transit. However, no method of transmission over the Internet is 100% secure.

6. Contact

For privacy inquiries: privacy@explainlikeimdrunk.com